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The Oscars (My Edition)

Best Picture- Django Unchained
Most entertaining movie, there is not a close second
Best Director-Quentin Tarantino dude is good at what he does
Best Actor- Daniel Day-Lewis, HE WAS LINCOLN
Best Actress-Jennifer Lawrence she was great in the Hunger Games although that nine year old looked pretty baller
Best Supporting Actor- Cristoph Waltz wildly enjoyable
Best Supporting Actress-Sally Field she was scary nuts

Carnival Cruises

The cruise ship has just docked and the passengers are fleeing the cruise ship with more fervor than they got on. There is no permanent paradise on this earth and this just serves as yet another reminder of this. The first few days the passengers probably thought they could be on the cruise forever, but as the cruise went on and the amenities could not be sustained, heaven turned to hell.

Not ready for kids

Now this surprises exactly zero people, but I am not ready to have children. I had to help watch three kids for about ten hours over the past two days and I was ready to explode! My feelings may change about children in a decade or two though…

New Monopoly Piece

Screw cats!! There was a robot and a helicopter that we could of had… Monopoly sucks, and America was given a chance to make it slightly less terrible and blew it. Thank you Internet I appreciate it

Brandon is awesome!

  • Kolten: I took a dump while Beyonce was performing at halftime.
  • Brandon: That was the biggest mistake of your life... Wait no it wasn't.

First Post

My first post on Tumblr. I don’t know exactly what to think about it, but it seems like a neat concept. I’m still struggling to understand the technical stuff like changing the name of my blog from to “Untitled”, but I kind of like it because I think it’s original. Despite the fact that there are probably a thousand blogs with the same name all run by technically illiterate people just like me. I think I have interesting things to say, but I don’t think they’ll be interesting to anyone who reads this. Fortunately, this is not a concern because I have zero people who read this blog. I suppose this is for posterity’s sake than. But if this is true, why not keep a diary? Is it because I think diaries are very effeminate and writing with pen and paper hurts my wrists? Yes on both accounts, however, the main reason is that I want my thoughts to matter to others. I want to become famous in this self absorbed instant undeserved fame world. I want the hours I’ve wasted on social media to matter. Notice how much I want, this is the desired product and creator of social media. I didn’t know I wanted to blog and ramble until others wanted to and did it. I’m a sheep and society is the shepherd that directs me. I know this, yet I also know I would follow the herd off the cliff. This post is very self indulgent, self aware, and thus, douchebaggy I apologize. Future posts will be better I promise…. Or maybe not.